Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
There must be more to life than having everything.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
There must be more to life than having everything.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
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